Administration Decides To Rename Power Wednesdays To Wacky Thursdays, Despite Still Taking Place On Wednesday

“Yeah, we really wanted to make sure everyone is always on their toes. We’re already halfway into the year, and the teachers are finally starting to realize which days students can and cannot get Directed Studies passes, and that’s simply unacceptable,” said administrator Dr Gatlinburg. “We discussed this idea becoming official after it was proposed

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Teacher Utilizes 20 Years Of Teaching Experience And $100,000 Masters Degree To Detect Vape Smoke Outside Hallway Bathrooms

“I honestly really love standing outside of the bathrooms during lunch blocks instead of having lunch with other faculty members”, said local science teacher Kendra Whitfield, adding that having a planning period definitely throws her whole day out of whack, and how she would much rather dedicate an hour of her time to analyzing the

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