“I Will Dominate The Shoulders Of Teenage Girls” Says Administrator Into Bathroom Mirror While Getting Ready Each Morning

“I will dominate the absolute hell out of these pubescent, innocent teenage girls, and anyone who stands in my path will be demolished,” said Signal Mountain administrator Mrs Jones into her ornate bathroom mirror while simultaneously rubbing anti-wrinkle cream on her face. However, why this is newsworthy is anyone’s guess, because Mrs Jones does this

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“I’m Letting The World Head My Voice!”, Says Student That Can’t Be Heard Due To Bad PA System, 10th Graders Talking Over Her Speech

Staring in awe at the dozens of students that walked out of class to speak their voices, a number of student representatives delivered powerful speeches on Wednesday morning that would be heard around the world for years to come. “And this is the time where we rise up and say no more! Today, I’m letting

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