Writer of ‘The Beak Report’ Admits To Kind Of Dropping The Ball Recently

BREAKING — In an earth shattering revelation that only so many people had been thinking, Beak Report founder and writer Harrison Faulkner admitted to ‘kind of dropping the ball’ with the whole ‘Real News of Signal Mountain thing’ in a recent interview. “Like, I don’t want to say that I have or have not been …

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School Installs Trashy Looking Thing To Make School Look Less Appealing To School Shooters

Following his recent employment at Signal Mountain Middle / High School, principal Stephen Herdman brought his attention to upping the school’s security earlier this week. After adding “buzz-in” doors and encouraging teachers to close their doors during class, Herdman’s last wish was to install a new Trashy Looking Thing in the cafeteria windows in order …

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